SI NEO! lamer

qi si wo le!

before i could say or ask anything bout my beloved tutor during service class...stupid neo die die point me out to be the head waitress... i knew it lor....cannot let him noe ur existance de...or else u sure get those cialat roles....

sick de lor him...today's guest is ms quah leh n her grp of big shots friends...i think i am damn suay...
and the big group from Singapore Tourism Board...LET ME DIE!

my evil gang pon class again la...nv tell me earlier...have to wait for jean to pei me go vivo get some stuff so i think meanwhile i will go to the beach =)

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as predicted...ms Quah calls by my name...i'm scared when ppl noes n calls JOYCE...altho i luv my name very much but...
haha..imagine the whole restaurant operation under u...*legs wobbled*
but it went well...haha... feel so evil askin ppl doin this and tat...lucky today's captain under me is good...i think Daniel totally got shocked when i ask him to take Ms Quah's table...he was stoned lor...but he did a great job...
well...i asked bad neo bout My lovely tutor...he said it was a fact! wells...no matter wat...MR XXXX will owaes be my fav tutor=)
Mr neo is evil...really evil...ask me wat he commented bout the customer...i will tell u personally haha...but seriously la...mr neo presence made things more interesting n happening...

just be it

its wat i wanted sometime ago..but now its aint tat feelin anymore...

whether its u nv hold on becos of tat reason or issit tat i just misunderstand...maybe u are not the one.. perhaps its just becos at those times u managed to really make me laugh ..

wells wells....put aside those emotional side....

ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! i am so gonna interogate MR XXX tml...how dare he say my fav darlin tutor not staright!!!! ar!!! i;m so gonna clear his name...he's such a amiable and angelic feature in sch! NO WAY! GRzz....he treats us ice cream la!!!! sobs....

i think i shdnt bring the labtop to sch tml...aaa i'll lend from the bims...idiotic de lor...bring labtop to sch watch movie..see guys..ji siao me...must well lend me ...haha...

i wan this la!!! wanna get for me???hees...
so wat if its couple necklace...i wan lei...bleas....i wan the prince de...=( hope they still have stock....prays hard...the dress is nice too...jojo recommended me de//

http://shoppeland.blogspot.com/

school was fun with fu..eh not...is stupid ppl!=)

kor's sick today...=( sorry gals...not tat i dun invite u over...its just tat its wrg timing...sorries
alot to rush next week...really lots...shit!

mum dad's out of sing!

ok...hack care all about projects and submissions...can i just show a little colour in my life pls???

-_-'''

i was pretty unreluctant to go to sch this morning...as u see...its becos its " this morning"..but mummy woke up like duh -_-''
"joyjoy JOYJOY...hahahaheehee...HAHA!!"

^^^^^like tat leh...wah lau...of course i got woken up by the din la...

den i found out wat was it tat made her so high...it was one of the stupid crabs tat went for a night tour when all of us were sound asleep...it crawled its way all the way to my bro's bedside la...haha...damn funny la...
i realised one of them was missing when i used the toilet ard 3 plus 4 in the morning but hack care ma...sleepy mood i mean u will noe it will be somewhere in the kitchen ma...just be careful not to step on anything dark...

to think it actually did a marathon n sneaked into my bro's room...haha...i am highly confident that tat fellow is a female crab lols....
i cant imagine if one sneaks into my room...haha...hide in my clothes den...OOPs!!!lols...heng i closed my door when i sleep =)

next was tat incident of our htm cute guy lols...whom i dun rmb his name but my gang goes rah rah over him lols...
last week...the thick skinned malty n ceci just crash into his cab and get a free ride to sch...
this week...lols...fishy huiting n me were late so we decided to cab in...haha guess who we saw there waiting for cab...lmao...him again lor...haha...we were making a fuss over it and cos he was after us...WE OFFERED him a seat in the cab la...lols...and were luffing throughout the whole journey...but we were so nice...lols...

wells...i wanna say half the gang very good lor...i reach harbourfront le msg them...4 still in bed pon class la...Grzz...i could have..OOPs..
called tat Garry to confirm...stupid...cant stand him le la...i dun care if he not goin to give me a schedule by these 2 days i am not working there le...i still need my own time la..how can i just waste my time waiting??!!..h.m was telling me bout the escape thing the christmas thing the chalet thing and when i met up sayang adds on to count down issue ...so many things and school break is ard the corner le lor...

sakae-ED and movie-ED
i like tat cartoon comedy...its cute...and eh...haha educational...

the ice cream strawberry was ehew!!! grzz!!! so sour la...i cant stand it lor...or rather we cant stand it...Classic eh the faces?

jo sayang was tokin bout her fren saying i fierce..and tat fren was scared tat i will be angry when jo and her take pic n put on her friendster...

kaos...i so gonna faint...cpr anyone???

siao... u think we les ar...haha....angry....bua tahan lor...tat fren of her's so weird de...* hair stands* but i seriously think jo will for in luv with me...i too mersmerizing le haha...jk la
!=p

anyway hammy told me terrance resigned le!!!hahahahaha...but non my business now bleas...

mummy is evil la...she called me and said she n papa goin dunno malaysia or indonesia 3 days...leave us in the lurch...argh!!!! evil!!!! nvm...i shall show them the real joyce haha...

things to do..

>>take care of kor kor

>> feed the fishes

>>check the doors

>>wash/ iron the cloths

>>and miss them!!! hees

>> i am so gonna whip up some chinese dishes for them when they come home...n no more joyce onli cooks western ala cartes lols..

=)

anyways my lovely LMP gang planning a cruise trio this holiday...hope it turned out successful!! yippies!

sick n down again

well well...

sick again...i'm so prone to germs & bacterias this month...its the second time down

i hate polyclinics tell u...i owaes visited mr Tan from *family* but today cos i jus wan the mc and u noe i dun wan take medicine de so y waste the money...haha..so i requested mummy to accompany me to the polylicnic...so....IT SUCKS...

waiting sucks and DOCTOR SUCKS!

i was running fever and he say dun have wor...cool...
he ask STUPID qns tat made me so wanna slap him...IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT QNS TAT I NV IMAGINED WILL BE ASKED !!!F**K!

grzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................................

gonna crush kk's class tml for the test =(

oh ya i missed today's ktv session lols/..haha....will have chance de! ghees...

=)

stayed at home this weekend...gosh...y am i so guai.. alot of funny things to ok place tho...

tv programmes were entertaining too! noe wat...i spotted someone hu looked liked ajisen ( taiying) on pu wei zhi ye...so funny... couldnt get her pic but ya...tried to even take a pic of my tv screen to prove it....lols

the one in pink( shorter deon the left) innocent looking ajisen twin lols...

den after tat, i watched i not stupid 2...so hilarious oso...

the story line of tat episode was about kinship.

Tom ( elder bro) was upset about his mum for being biased to his younger brother jerry. he always had to give in to the younger as it was owaes taught for the elder one to give in to the younger one...so...this made Tom hate his younger brother..

jerry was upset too...he didnt noe why his brother actually hated him so mush...and their mum realised the problem with this siblings...so she decided to do something.

with the help of Tom's best friend, Tom's mum came out with a plan to make this sibling reconcile and realise how important they are to each other...

TOm, Jerry and Tom's fren went out on an errand and Jerry was made disappeared when he was actually brought home by his mum...Tom was paranoid and searched high and low for his missing brother...anxiousness fear and guilt haunted him...he was paranoid and all tat is in his mind was Jerry and his safety...eventually..the plan was revealed and it showed them how precious they are in each other's heart....

I WAS LAUGHING LIKE IN HEAVEN UOPN WATCHING IT>..this is so similar o wat happened to me and my bro...

lols..

my brother hated me to the core when i was like 4? and him, 6? partly becos i was having chicken pox den and my mummy told him not to go too close to me as its contagious..so he totally shunned me off his life and scolded :" go away la! u so er xin!" whenever i tried to get near or play with him...he will just push me away and criticise me..

my mum realised this situation and was angry...altho she reprimanded him but his idea of his sister carrying a spreading disease just made him feel disgusted...

so 1 fine day...my mum came up with this idea...my bro was on his way back from school so my mum actually told me since kor dislike me so much why not we see how he feel without me in the house...so i was told to hide in the storeroom when kor was being fetched home...

i quietly looked through the gaps of the door and anticipated for my bro's reaction...

he realised the abnormal quietness upon his return tat day..there used to be an annoying sister that would shout and welcome him home excitedly eveyday..but tat little girl wasnt there today..

" mama...mei mei lei?"

" orh u say she dirty n erxin ma...den i sell her to karang guni liao lo!", my mum claims

"NO!!! i wan my mei mei back!!!!!!!!!! wo yao mei mei!" kor starts whaling and shouting for her sis..

"but u say u dun wan her de ma...everytime qifu ta...must well send her away right...better for u??"

"wo bu yao! wo yao mei mei!! WO YAO MEI MEI!!"he cired as if its the end of the world

"u prmise u wont bully her?wont say those things to her?" asked my mum

"UH! WO YAO MEI MEI HUI LAI!"

i was smiling to myself in the storeroom...den my mum claims she will *bian* a sister back for him...so she did...she opened the door and i came out of the store room...how wonderful...a big hug ends the day....no contagiuos chicken pox or ugly and scary scars...just the love for a sister that is engulfed in him

how lovely ar....i think mummy is evil...crafty but xi xin...lols

by the way this is my marmie...just came home from a perfomance as a guest of honor...lols...she got paid like $100 for a song?? oh my....so good lor!

and noe wat...my neighbour brought 3 crabs over this afternoon...i didnt recognise tat boy...he grow so big le la...den he asked for my mum...i told marmie someone's at the door...haha...it was den then i realised that was the lttle boy hu used to kick football at the corridoor...people grow too fast...or issit i was to unobservant?

marmie was rushing for time la...den she jsut left the 3 of it in the pail which she used for washing vege...TIAN ar...those brats actually climbed their way out and toured ard the house...kor and i dun dare to catch it...cos its too big and ferocious...he suggested it would be nice for tehm to exercise befiore we eat them lols..bao was innovative to ask me cover them with something...ok ine...i covered it with a big bowl...guess wat...i end up having a walking bowl in the house...how's tat???!!!lame!

and thanks for lending me an listening ear when i need peeps! luvs...thanks mok for keeping me company till 3+ when i need someone to tok to =) its hard to get someone hu is willing to hear nonsense and be there for u...<>

bang bang bang bang haha

back from lame meet up...fine...as u see...still the lame old group with the same old tricks and games...

anslem is clever la!
cheryl u go bang wall ba...haha


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! hu die?

oh john! missed the performance, but still...i heard ur song...NICE! i luv it! =)

and noe wat? i realise peacocks fly ye! and they can really fly...not just lifting itself a little in the air... they are infesting our school compound la!

they just flew to the top of the roof like tat la...doing funny things above our heads...<>

my gang were evil to interupt them...lols...ceci bim just loves to chase after flocks of them and cheer out loud when they fly haha...

pretty eh?? thry are my PEAR COCKS!!! continue tml...pathetic no date...actually got la...but i dun wan go) wan watch teebi!! last episode!) ...=p evil ppl lure me out wif baits...and i am a little lazy to meet jo up for a swim..hmmm...i just wanna play new things...

ice skating, prawning and roller blading...anyone's with it???

continued..ya we took some pics...

NEOprints!haha i find this group so NO link...ok la...mian qiang all worked for the lovely past 808 outlet...anslem sibei ai yen lei! so out cast...we were having fun giving him a total make over...haha by the way i love this pic...a bit retarded la...and thanks to mouseyy we all got tat toot toot specs...she claims that her head is sang'at so cannot put the specs...and begins to cutify herself.. action right tat guy inside!!! damn extra la...
uncle jenson was not inside tho he joined us..cos we almost rotted or er...decomposed while waiting for his morning shift which supposedly ends at 5.30 but he actually ended at 7 plus..
* oops i forgotten...he sold himself to bsn le*

haha...mousey still dun noe the ans to most of the qns...feel so xing fen to make fun of these ppl...imagine la...i had to wait 3 days last time to get my ans la...it was a torture man! ghees....ciaos

=(

sadz...kor kor got too stressed up with his work...
really very sad from the way he scolded me..angry but not exactly...felt hurt...

i really wanted to help within my means but he just couldnt understand and thinks tat i just wan things my own way...i noe to prioritise things...i noe the importance of everything but as i said...DUN accuse me..

just dun feel good when he got so stressed up and neglecting himself...no matter how bad how naughty how evil a sister is...she still loves and cares for her brother...
=( just pray that everything goes on smoothly in school for him...

school ended damn early ytd...like 10.30am?
went vivo to get some things and decided to head off....but ended up at harbour front wif S.B...passed bsn...tot chris was workin but looked inside...dun see any staff lor...den realised tat monkey working wor...-_-'' ....
ate shilin at HBF and chat abit by the time its like 12plus le...called my previous shop...shasha not workin na...so no point go all the way to Bedok..i oso lazy to go P.S find esttee so headed home for a rest....

xm called me...mr pras is so evil la.... he say he dun rmb me when xm conveyed my message to him...good! i am so gonna crash his tutorial when i am free...baddie...till den....i shall demand him to treat me tat special ice cream again...

met up jo for a swim ...i think i should go more often...tat idiot made me drink a mouthful of chlorine water la...we left the suana room like 10 min later cos its seriously not making me perspire...had our dinner at downtown den headed home...drop dead!

found out certain things...about 1 year later...how unobservant i was...dunno how to say...= l
and i am quite pissed with anonymous calls lately...!@#@#$

meetin 808 gang later...and guessed wat?? ah min cannot make it again...lols...as expected..bao was very cute to come up with dressing code...=) missing the concert later..hope tat john will win....i'm a great fan of him ...haha..JIA YOU! live for music!

angry!

i am angry!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr tai changed my deployment from luge to 4d magix...ar!!!!!! i so wan my luge... ='(

shdnt have gave me the xi wang den let me shi wang now ma....* stomps feet*

joyce is angry le la..mr neo oso got fault la...si neo..dun confirm the thing earlier...dun care le even he made me luff with his tricks i wont side him anymore...
i dun care...this is lame neo in his totally off Yellow crocs...=p and he tries to do stupid things when we were on the bus...-_-'' can u believe...he is actually OUR service instructor! not trying to bao pi him since he s bad!

i am so broke...i got so many things i wanna get...and i am currently unemployed but er considered certainty in assets cos ya now is just my break , can have less working capital to run...(oops sorry i am so accounting le!) =)...fish say de...

still...i spent like $150+ again...on??? 5 pairs of coloured lenses and a mascara...haha
i still prefer my old anna sui de... ( shasha openly stole it from me!!! haha...but since she like it..wad to say -_-'')
this is not bad la...but anna sui black long mascara is STILL better...

i want to get
-a pair of covered shoes for my new work
-a pair of normal heels for school
-*some girl's stuff* =)
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this! issit nice? passed tamp interchange and saw this on the window display... i'm a little bit undecided... cos its rather ex for a bag like this when its w/o a brand $55.. =( its considerable becos its big enuff for thursdays and ya..quite pretty la...hmmmmmmmm......

- AR! and a pair of funky glasses...haha i'm crazy la...these things are sudden wants....

haven tot of any other things yet la....haha...pray that my spoilt eyes dun get to naughty!...btw...my degrees increased another 25 degrees le la...now 400!!! ar...i am goin blind! -_-''

these are some pics we took in school and palawan while having our break...

took this just to prove that i am in the water haha! feel the urge to swim la...but too bad got class later...haha..
its really something tat not everyone can experience...goin to the beach before and after class since its just at our back yard!
and i luv this random pic so much...its caught off gaurd pic..GOTCHA! and it turned out abit like>> see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil...=)

my beloved 1h07=)..AR! my LMP gang...where are all of them!!!!!!!???????????? today was service clas...i was so sian la...reach and report at 8am sharp..go for half an hour break den listen to the bloody 2 hour briefing...which confiermed meto 4D magix la....hmmpf! and i started to amuse myself wif anything i can find...and it turns out to be sheryl's pathetic bun...cos it looked too yumilicious from my view...haha i am so gonna devour it!

k la...enuff of my rantings...so upset...no luge for me...='( ..gonna have a swim with jo later in the evening....may not be online these 2 days...cos kor using this desktop...as usual...he refused to let me use his labtop so ya...i'm good gal...not gonna spend my time quarreling with him since he's rather stressed with his sch projects...so anything just drop me an sms or give me a call!! i'll luv it =) take care my sweeties!

the 4 hours was not enuff clyde

shit la i'm damn high....lols....

....=)

shall keep u guys in suspesnse....

i luv sch...they made it so interesting n full of laughters...n not to forget Mr clyde =)
*ps malty: please noe hu u are... u noe wat i mean...hmmpf!*





i am so crazy n evil ...i noe....ar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my NIGHTMARE

i had a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!! ar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i got scared awake....the dream goes....

i dunno wat happened but i slept overnight in this house tgt with a weird combination of frens...
literally like ppl whom i dun find a link with derx...but they all happend to hook up tgt la...

i was fast asleep...n in my dream i was dreaming...i saw someone burning a galfren of mine...its like those bian tai torture using candle wax and slowly torturing...and the thing is i dunno y i rmb its at 843( vivo bsn) ...the tragedy took place there...

n my group of frens received a call n realised tat tat dream in my dream was real so they headed to the scene...i was so sound asleep tat they decided not to wake me up...they rushed off...

i woke in the mid of darkness...lonesome engulfed me...
i became terrified n feared almost everything ard me...i seeked for help but to not avail....non of my frens were there for me...it just seems so eerie....
i dashed out of the house...and along the corridoors..no one was there..n noe wat?
the neighbour's door beside me was ajar...there was a kid sticking his 2 legs outside the gate....his legs were blueish grey...SHIT! its so jeon....i didnt even dare to look at ITS face...and dashed all the way to the lift...i called my fren....i was scared..petrified...
he promised to rush down.... ( n i seriously dunno y he is my dream so wrg)

but when i put down the fone...i found a knife in my hand...i felt evil in me...i want to kill him....

den my alarm rang...i woke up in shock...den i looked at my fone...haha....damn xie men la...2 msg from him...lmao....

so wrong lor this dream....ok i am supposed to do my revision in the discussion room now....and argh....i did stupid things.....no way am i goin to post my pics of it....i am so @$%$^%Y(*&(PN lols....

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i did...ok...we did...hais!!all of us did horrible things...AAAAAAAArrr!!! 5 hours in that study room....slap me...no slap us!!!
after considering my reputation and er everyone's good...no pics shall be posted...i scared my family n my frens get heartattack...

clyde was saying if the labtop got stolen....tats it...all the pics...the video....
next nyp....

u think la....think.....but we had fun trying out new things!!!!!!!!!haha!!!

sick

everyone is fallin sick...

i am so so sick too =( temperature soared up to 38.3'C..feelin nausea or can say is nausea..
i hope emy is doin well...she had brain infection( sounds terrible Aa?) will be hospitalised for at least 2 weeks so my group will be officially down to 4 people...NVM! gambatte! hope everything turns out well by this mon...so joyce shall be guai to stay at home these 2 days =(

its interesting when i get sick..i get alot more temperamental n stubborn but everyone in the house just accomodates to me=) feel so lots more doted..
papa will knock into my room more often n change my head towel..
mama will of course do all those funny things to make me laugh n talk me into havin my medicine n food
korkor will be 100% alert to see where am i goin n whether i fainted in the toilet if i took too long...n of course wat i wan wat i get...=D

ok la i sound damn bian tai...

FRIDAY
hmmm...i didnt kept my promise to go home straight after my fine dinning...but went for kster at china town...haha...
ok this was during service class in the morning...i was late n i forgotten to keep away my cellphone so we went photowhoring...

DAniel is so cute la...he's such a joker....nv seen such adorable funny n blur guy...haha...he just amused the whole class with his ermm...wat u call tat?? super duper slow reactioncandice darlin n me...i cant imagine the consequences if we got caught in act lols...

den we cabbed all the way down to clarke quay area for our dinning ettiq session...this will be shorty bim n evil bim...n not to mention the BM n shory bim

i seriously forgotten we went into a france or italian fine dining rest...everything was alright...not really as classed as imagined but...i think the way we behaved was er...lols...

mr neo was sitting right infront of me....so stressed la...he was like: " joyce, are u suppose to eat ur bread like tat?"ARRRRRrrrrr!

while the others enjoy lor....BB, EB & SB...us...mr neo got us some nice wine ...heh i realise mr neo is funny...but he flirts u noe...hmmm...u all observe ...and he is horny...haha....oops! i forgot pam says Ms Daga reads students blog...oops...ms Daga...i was just joking k...he is a nice instructor la and teaches us in an extraodinary craetive way ;)....=Xbut seriously i dun think i appreciate wine...haha...i serious believe i will enjoy sparkling juice more than red wines...aha...i onli had like 2 glass...

now curious of wat i had???

Smoked Sausages & Potatoes Salad

Stuffed Chicken Breast with Foie Gras & MushroomChives Tagliatelle

Chocolate Mango Entremet

den....the tour ard the restaurant...

den i walked into their walk in chiller...big and er..er...meaty???lols..its as if u slaughtered a human it will not be noticed la...
the wine celler...

they tried to convince me to try out F&B industry...hmmm...maybe.....sometime later...

kster was quite cosyand the drink is bIG!...i shd bring my gang there someday...alrite...i so gonna rest le..my uncle just brought a gigantic arowana??? dunno wats its name la..jing long yu..so big se er xing...=( he's crazy....seriously...spent thousand plus on a fish and once he got sick...he gives away and buys new one...what a way to squader money....