wat i did all these while???
njoying lor!!!lols

ghees =)
so funny la!!!
sat i was TORTURED by shasha la...argh!!!! she was so nice...cos y? she got me a pouch on my last day...but noe wat she did to me tat day??? she bully me la!!! (cos i owaes suan her )..like wanting to stick this on her wound...and she luvs to say "u got problem issit??" hahai dunno wat we did...but i ended up wif a RED nose!!! she pinched my nose until it turned PURPLE la!! go home still red red...sobx sobx...see!!evident!! n tats the pinky hammy got for me =)

but i admit hammy really very teng wo =)
its sad to leave but i sian le...and they found buddy going over to take over me...den i can happily njoy my 1 month break =) so happy la...maybe can try out new stuffs...i got onli one paper this break la.... ( anyone got interesting jobs keep me noted k...i'm currently unemployed kekes)
chicken little visited me at work...she's so cute la...and she nv fails to make jessie angry...lols... y???she suan her...

she was saying tat wif vanessa n me in the shop the shop look young...cos there is a power trip tat evening so the place was dark...u noe wat chicken little said??

*wah!! so ROMANTIC wor!! like went inside clubbing!!! but hor i see jessie i noe its shop floor le*

damn hilarious la...wif jessie's face...gagas...
she came and talk to me alot...update me wif lotsa things...haha

bsn is getting kinda real amusing...the new staff is pretty disappointing...
the looks i dun say la....i almost didnt recognise tat there is a NEW staff at 808..the guy...so funny....they say...lesser pay= lower demand.
and i was told about the maggie mee staff.... so hilarious and entertaining

she was working at lucky plaza for the 1st week and complained bout the ppl n stuff so jennifer transfer her to bugis...
i think on her 3rd day as mentioned by aunty chicken little she was not there for work so when they called her, she say she has gastric or something and couldnt make it.
the cheeky uncle den asked her to change her shift cos she had off day after the day she's not feeling well, so cheeky uncle jenson suggested her to change her off day to the day she's not feeling well and ask her to come back work the following day. she came back with her straight hair permed to so damn curl...they called her maggie mee..cool seh?/ sick still can go do her hair...i was laughing non stop la

she never go work for the day after next and called up shop to ask them to terminate her lor...dun u find it damn hilarious???whahas

oh yah...is this nice??? luv it =)

u better say it is... =)

jessie sent me home on sunday ....we were chatting wif the other vendors and they have this cute dog =) it doesnt come out of the carton...the owner say he's scared too die falling off haha...scardy dog...but its cute...at least it doesnt bark at me...
i koped jocelyn n jorden's pic...arnt they cute??? so ke ai la...jorden really looks like my kor when he's young la... jocelyan is so cute when she sa jiao lols/.. jessie they all oso bad la...take foto when she's angry...but its cute la
i went chilling out for n drink n toking bout horny stuff wif jojo n nutty ...we were such public nuisance la...the whole starbucks is filled wif our crappy voices ... 6 of us... nice to noe new peeps too=) miss the 2 gals*huggies*

today was awesome....n i'm totally in luv wif daniel la...so shuai...dun u think dominic is so attractive too...omg!!!hw can they give us such seductive tutors!!! tml mr pras...*nose bleed* but its ok... it MOTIVATES us...haha

other than good tutors n lecturers...oh yah we have good food...yup in sch...jealous???? better be...
wow!!dun get to see this in temasek poly right...yup of cousre..its onli at tourism academy at sentosa wor =) WAIT!!!more!!!! COCKTAILS!!!!!served in sch wor!!!!!
mine is on the left dunno wat ~~~diva...yummy!!! i luv the cherry in my drink too =)

after sch we went to get aunty ceci's pressie....she's so touched la....but glad tat she like it =)

this is emmy n shorty malty =) random pic i just uploaded=)

y we call her aunty cecilia-----see for urself la...the bag she carrying is like quoted

*life is not just here but da da...there there!!* (lame la!!! -_-'')

she looked so forceful with a fake smile...but................

see!!!! with a new bag from malty n i!!! new look...new glamorous smile...=) HAPPY BELATED 18th ceci!!!

okok!!! i haven got malty's virus k!!!

its just tat i skip lectures quite often can???

its full shift later den 12-10...wah...cool...ya cool....
i think i wanna join the tp mentor thing...it den sounds real cool seh...but again...nxt sat got something on as well...

i am enjoying myself like hell today...
now SK becomes likely part of the gang...so amusing...he's cute la...suits my taste >>>the dramatic character...qualified chop to join the gang...
*things are getting complicate within the gang...and here it comes another SK* lols...



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ok tat stupid person is gettin me on my nerve...<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

n this looks like my cuty little jack jack lols.......whahas

wheez.....haha.....=) life is so wonderful!!!!

i am sick today...terribly...the journey to sch was so torturest shdnt have gone in the first place

but i got cheered up after seeing this lols

http://dietpepsi.20megsfree.com/constipation.swf

back posting in sch...=)

the pervert was harrassing...i told marmie jessie wat happened the day b4, den she told me after her day off tat there's this guy who called a few days looking for me and came by shop..stupid marmie tot he's my relative and told him when i'm workin and stuff @^$Q^^&* i got more paranoid le la...
the funny thing was when evryone was so worried a call came by on sunday

vanessa picked up the call.

this is vanessa jie jie a.k.a verne!!!!
van : huh??hu?? JOYCE ARH!

shasha ran to the counter snatched the fone and started scolding....

the hilarious thing was after 3 mins, shasha broke into laughter...

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jessie lao gong called la...miscommunication this time round..think uncle jason tot i was on the fone and called my name or something lols....and he got scolded like hell for nothing by the vicious shasha...damn hilarious la....marmie jessie was laughing like wat that evening saying is lao gong wanna explain but wasnt given any chance lols...

jessie was nice to wanna send me home after work even she worked morning..( wanna drop by to pick me up) but i went back wif my fren..

at night when i was on the fone wif nuttz...another call came by....

sounds pervert and is a strange incoming number ...i tot the pervert got my no la!! freaked out okay!!

den it was actually lan lan hu called and played a joke on me -_-''' chatted till 1 plus...and we had a conclusion...lols...actually its on our perception on how we view things...lols...

he asked if he wasnt in his thirties...but young n handsome...will i have the same worries and feel that disturbed...

HONESTLY no! lols...wont get that disturbed la...precisely because he's an UNCLE in his 30s...and his doings are like so ridiculous la...he came down a few times when i wasnt working ...but he didnt collect his pants and waited like a week plus later to collect from me when i'm working...freaks me(my hairs standing)

like huiting hu got FLASHED today...lols...darn funny sia..she was even so calm to save his videoed web cam images and save them as evidence for the police...she said if he was abit more handsome she would let that matter off...lols...

i went town in stupid clothes on monday la(tank top + bermudas)...looked so erz eeee....but i spent alot again hais...saw ah min so coincidentally!! lols...wif her xiao pang ..and i'm not pale la!!! i just didnt put on make up!!!! =P i went sch ma =) but ah min dressed so dolly tat evening lols...abit retro and stylish at the same time...wanted to rush to taka de...cos ah min say got GUESS SALES!! hmmpf...but i haven finish shopping at fareast...maybe today i'll drop by my beloved plaza sing wif sayang after prassy class (sounds so er ...hahas...k la mr Pras class)

den the christians went get present for grace..but haha...andy and john say they got the wrong present...i share the same opinion too! hu gets boots for bdae presnts...its already so hard to get shoes and they wanna get boots??lols...

i was late for class today..an hour late lols...and did i mention my mummy got me an oven...=D to experiment on new recipes =) and noe wat...for this week's bus ettiqutte class is dinning ettiqutte course =) haha so eventful!! but i'm quite packe wif projects now lw...cause..HOLIDAY IS ARD THE CORNER!!yippies!!

gotta go for lessons le...hammy called again...so flirty...lols...update wif recent fotos of mine soon....i noe u missed my fotos rite lols...buais...

hugs and kisses by joyjoy

location: TAS

time: 4.47pm

i'm damn FUckeD up today...stupid things n insane ppl la!!!

firstly was the torturing FULL shift...argh!!!!
atually everything was fine...hammy verne n stella were making me entertaines...although hammy kept attacking me...biting n pinching me...ERZZ...but i just cant get used to the things dere lor...

den...u noe hu i saw???my ex n worse... his mummy...dunno leh...dunno wad to say...she's still so nice to me...bought me drinks n stuff..and ask me to drop by often...but...!!! feel so darn bad!

next perverts...BEDOK HAS THIS FUCKING DARN LOT OF SUCH UNCIVILISED BRAINLESS BREEDS LA!
fucking idiot...he doesnt have the fucking shame can!
note to ppl workin sales line: dun be too nice to ur customers...u dunno wat will happen next...
he called the shop for like 2-3 times..came by...and even waited after closing...shasha scolded him on the fone...idiotic larx!!!
mira told shasha n she says she will handle it...* i was havin headache le leh the weather n the wagon during sales hor...*

shasha acc me home...she scared tat fucker stalks me....she's so nice..*although SHE BITES ME ALL the time!!!she really bites...pain derx*

not ended...another fuking guy approached us when we walked to the interchange...offered to send us home...cos he said he got car wor!!can drive both of us home...ccb!!! this guy eyed on shasha ba geges......

guys are all ass holes...i am sick ...now scared and angry...but tml got jessie pei wo ba... cant stand it le...few more days...jessie promised ...and now tat the new guy coming, no more excuse///...
darn fucked up!

oh ya...maybe getting a NEW oven! see i so good just to cook a meal for my darlings on fri! yesh! i can experiment on the recipes...going courts tml wf mummy! n if can...new sofa...=) i wan new paint over...but mummy says on other colours den the one the feng shui shifu chose....maybe if i have the time...i shall draw the walls haha..

i told a lie>>>pls forgive me...its a white lie..i need some break...some time for my frens =)

i will get heart attack pretty soon...sentosa is filled of MONKEYS!!!!! they wanna snatch my bag larx! *although baby monkeys are sweet* and u get to see squirrels jumping form one tree to another...

my tutors n lecturers are damn interesting...esp the males...they cant stop amusing me wif the things they do...oh ya did i mention my class on weds...darn! 1/2 hour modelling in class catwalking while they give u comments on ur dressing n make ups?? but actually its pretty interesting =)

projects pilling up i tell u..hais...less gai gai...=( SOBS... but june holi is ard the corner =) yeah!! bao bao promise us chalet !!! n candice darlin bdae is ard the corner too!!!

did i mention fang, king kong, jojo dear, chicken little n joel paid me a visit last week...everyday there's ppl to entertain me at work...whahas...although some are sOOooo insincere lor...go kster later n tempt me la!!! kns...noe i work full!!!

i realised tat i missed out quite a lot of things t home... serious matters...my mum got a new washing machine..and i was shocked how come theres this alien like thing at the balcony area .. daddy changed the shower thingy in the kitchen toilet...and i was uaware too...

1 fish was dead...sads...n the worse thing...i didnt rmb which one...

mummy told me the ktv system was down..*I WAS DARN PARANOID KIES* but...clever me managed to fix it back =)

i came home esp early today...no meet ups...i am tired...mummy whipped up nice dishes...kor kor played the songs while i sang with him...quarrelled wif papa( i mean sa jiao)...ya...i luv my family...even tho they are annoying..

i am so disorganised liaos...bud thanx to chappy for being my 24/7 alarm cum alert =) esle i think i will miss another online assignment soon =)

yesh! towning and DA VINCI CODE tml i assume...smiles...orchard!! plaza sing! robinsons! taka!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>happy like a spider<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

(oh ya...i sud tot of jim jim..i told him not to tell lies...see la...hmmp...lols...ok...stop teasing him le...H07 peeps shd noe the hidden meaning behind this...so funny!!! *stomach aching* )

quote for the day: believe tat true love wait and cultivates =)

i'm so fCuKing happy these few days...have been enjoying moiself so damn much la! with wonderful wonderful ppls =) JOYCE IS A HAPPY GAL...KEEP ME HAPPY OWAES K???

photos speaks a thousand words..
first was mother's day...so on the eve...van n i ordered a cake from angie the choice n surprised our ah bu!! lols...
is the cake beautiful??? yes rite??? !!hahas

can tell tat marmie jessie luvs it...ya???lols

ah bu n van jie...she looks like the tortise in the movie (over the hedge) la...cos she claims tat i look like it( dun wan!!)...hahas...act we dun...just tat shasha looks like the hammy in the movie so she must as well gives us the nicks too lols..

and tats urs truly wif marmie!

lols...as for sun...i celebrated with my mummy n god mummy =) waited to go for buffet de..but mummy dun wan..tats sad la...den we went to the dunno wat famous yu tou lu dunno wat la..

tats the necklace i got for my god mummy...nice??? u must see it on her la...lols...my bro n i got a sumsung mp3 for my mummy la...and u noe cos uncle's bdae is ard the corner and papa's one too.. so yup budget..500+ for both their presenst onli lols...yup in the end we didnt get the i gallop cos after planning n calculating..we still need money for the celebrations ma..

they LOVE me so muchie =) smiles =)

papa n mama dun approve me of putting their fotos up ...lols...so maybe next time lols...those are my god mama n her hubby(uncle benben)mama is frowning maybe becos she was jealous she didnt get a necklace...hahas...

and not to mention...the place gave pretty kang nai xin for our wonderful mummies....(which i stole !)

and it was pretty sad tat day...i cut my finger wif a penknife AGAIN..(almost faint, but i got amused by the body structure of ours) oh ya i saw ah min's tat idolised pierce..pengx...look so ouchy la!!!ewww..

tues was wonderful i tell u...wonderful night i spent with my darlins...gosh...hella gosh!!

was pretty sad tat i didnt manage to get to the zoo AGAIN!!! cos bao fell sick..so ke lian la...in the com is getting worse la...its like the benefit is meant to suck u...the system changed in a way eating all those benefits they used to get..now if thay take mc thrisce in a year tats it for their allowance...$360 gone i think...shit... it think all th emanagement flung their principle of management...

poor bao la...all of them workin damn hard and it seems like they are slogging for nothing...sad noe...

and i was rather dissappointed not going to the zoo...ok...5 freaking times in 2 months...not becos it rained or there will be something cropped up...actually today can go de la..cos sharry off den jenson supposedly morning...ash n eugene can ma...of course mf can...but they last min confirm...my darlings dated me le lols and booked the movie tickets haha ...so touched la..they tried to fit into my schedule...

either skipped their lecture or cab all the way down($16 bucks i think) lovely peeps

how wonderful can best frens be???
i've not seen this pretty babes for like 3 freaking weeks...tats tormenting k....
having these ppl ard me is all i wan it to be =) they care they love they nag thay sacrifice they understand they entertain thay MADE MY LIFE WORTHWHILE

luvs n butterflies my lUVS too!!! did alot of fotowhoring today...and i mean alot!!!! no time to upload le la..early business etiqutte lesson tml...hmmpfs...formal again...n marmie jessie damn bad la...no need to work tml de den she still msg me

msg 1

tml u need to come work 6-10 okie?

msg 2

gd gal okie gd nite

hmmpf!!

oh yah i met lotsa ppl today..including casper prissy , juju , daryl...alot la..

n i luv tokin to him...hahas...still as childish as ever...=)

bed time nities!!!! 1.03am

i'm currently in tourism's academy's lab...lols...
i chabot zhangwei's lecture..partly becos i slept 2 plus 3 last night...credits to mummy hu insisted to finish her DA CHANG JIN's episode..

trained to sch...kns theres this 2 DISGUSTING philipino or indonesian...i dunno whether she had retarded barin cells or her mentally is not fully developed at that freaking age of hers...i really dunno wata say...
situation...
there was this pregnant lady hu entered the train ...so i stood up and tgt with a lady beside me...but the pregnant lady chose to sit at the seat beside me and the other lady hu offered the seat asked me to sit down since i was carrying a rather bulky bag...
but this insane lady was like...CRAZY...she suddenly squeezed between the pregnant lady and i ...and i was totally blurred....she siao or wat???think something went wrg with her brain functioning or tat her brain cells weren't developed yet..
the entire row of seats were occupied and imagine an insane just squeezed between u and another passenger...gosh! i stood up immediately n everyone ard me was looking at her wif those stunned look...she seemed oblivious tho...-_-'''
i am gettin cray with wat i wearing to sch lols...lame uniforms strict formal wears...neat suits...knn..

had a great time wif my ex colleagues this tues..i tot i was late cos my class ends at 6pm...but our dear mr pras let us off early...

i'm getting dumbmer with this group of dummies frenx!!
our meeting time supposed to be at 6.30...but it ended up ard 7 plus when all of us reached...hahas...
pathetic ah min was caught in the rain so we decided to meet at dhoby ghaut station before meeting up wif the rest....so since i was early i went up...i dunno where i was but it seems that there is a new mall somehow n somewhere...i didnt noe where was i tho but...just feel the sense of unfamilarity at the place i used love.

so while waiting for my BELOVED marmie jessie....the crazy zi lian group of us started fotowhoring...gooshhh.....so happy happy happy la...

we are the infamous lians...lols... bleas...act cute seh! king kong's trade mark ..kua kua kua.... *crow flies by*
blimz!!!! kao eh...they bully me la...short ones IN FRONT...LPPL*jessie teach me derx* TMD*jenson teach me de* lols...bad influence arh they..

but luckily bao bao acc me in front hahan now..is bao bao's initial trademark!*peace*

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and of course we had lotsa fun....king kong damn qiang jing tou la!! die die wanna lie on us...i so scared later i got crushed le...i have to withstand the heaviest butt of hers...but luckily she decided to land her butt on the floor n rest of the body on us...so cute...

we waited quite awhile before we boarded bus 400 after marmie jessie rushed down after work.....i noe king kong was pretty pissed off..(a hungry person is an angry person)

lols...lan lan was waiting for us for so long le...and we decided on ZHEN FA!!! yay!!!1 live prawns!!! to satisfy my killing urge.....*grins*

budden ah bao they all nv PROTECT me la...the prawn jump n flicked to protest my actions/...i screamed...but it wasnt tat bad since there were NOT TAT MANY ppl there..i assume...lols...den comes xiao qiang on n off where marmie jessie n i was so uneasy...HATE COCKRAOCHES!!!

den we had a hearty talk...n min and i of course...were too into our world of narcism...

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and of course....ah bao had a great idea...=) we started doing stupid things...wahahas....duhz!!fun sia!

wanted to play arcade derx....but all of us smell like urks....all of us were having fun....marmie jessie was saying tat bring her children out is so ma fan >>>jenson n joyce..cos i was screamin again when tat childish uncle got addicted to his stupid scaring moves -_-'''...den marmie claims all the J initials are her darlings....den ah bao say how about hotdog jenny???...lols...

jessie:"kaoz..mai xia suay wo la!"

her reaction was damn hilarious not to mention the dialects she used to describe....

fang is really leaving...and i promised her and my philipino colleague a night safari and sentosa trip....

pretty fang n king kong!

me with them!

photos overloaded!

have been staying out lately lols...had sakae before work too...lols...so xiang shou...but i think i will have to eat the air soon...stupid bro say wanna get the i gallop n the wat u zap thingy for mother's day for like 1200+...and i am paying like 400...i already got mama her mp3 n god ma her white gold necklace...i spent like 400 plus le...now he dun wanna share n wan me to share wif him..hmmp...i dun care...i am broke! self obssession while having our sushi!

today>>> fri>>good news for buddy...something's not right wif him...shasha is cute at work...wed finally i dun care! i have finally finish printing ALL my notes too!!!