happy birthday fishy!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLIN FISHY!

i am so so bian tai! lols...i am so in luv wif jean's brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoops...is her bro de VOICE! haha...really nice vocal...ar...i owaes think that guys who can sing all very romantic gentleman and treats their gal well haha!!! AR!! so addicted to it now... ( i mean the song)
( jean u better not let ur bro read this ar!)

competition is like on the 2nd? i am still considering...this time round will be a duet with amysan...hahas...

oh ya i officially resigned from bsn but i was on the call wif jessie last night for so long and she's convincing me to stay and tat she will tell jennifer ..but i seriously lost interest...now its just left wif the few sweeties and the customers to keep my days goin... GAP called me i for the job but i didnt pick up...still considering...but its not challenging workin dere...sads...and god noes...Jason is workin there wor..so if i finally mad my decision he will be my colleague again lols...

i was totally pissed off wif tat bloody Terrence yst...he thinks he noes everything and gets practically everyone ON FIRE..
he is proud
he is non motivated
he is not proactive
he is disgusting
he does nothing right
he is totally NUTHING!

makes my work load double
i yelled at him ( i didnt expect i did tat...whoops!) shasha was so shocked...its the first time ever in my life tat i behaved so babaric infront of strangers...( i dun consider him as a colleague and fren..)



gosh i am still listening to his sweet voice now...whoops* shy*

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i was so damn embarrassed today....
i wore boots to school cos my heels was stolen...sobs..
and this created a rah rah topic in lecture becos of those bloody monkeys lor...

things went like tat...

i went lecture and it was like 5-10 min early so mr J.L saw me and the first thing he said to me was like
JL:" heh joyce! ur boots rox!"
( u all noe he's look when he said tat la.. -_-'') my ming yu sao di le!

and the bloody group of bimbos behind me ALL BROKE INTO A DAMN HORNY MISCHIEVIOUS laughter which made me su shou wu che...
u all noe y? if dun get it nvm... its not becos they are bad la...but i truly believe tat if that person wasnt him they will not make a big fuss over it... i so wanna dig a hole a crawl inside la,,,the whole lecture and after lecture my group keeps teasing me and announcing as if its the tok of the day...i have no face infront of t 8-10 le la..

and! u all noe i cnt withstand tickles and the group of bimbos keep ji siaoing me today la... ya i admit i scream i shout ...but pls lor...not everytime someone scream is me la!!! ARGH!

during lecture i dunno wat happened someone made huiting scream...and the whole row was like...*haiyo joyce ar!* WAT JOYCE LA I DIDNT DO ANYTHING LOR!!!!! I WAS SLEEPING!!!

PLS LA !!! i was sleeping during tat lecture!!!!!!pin point me with a good reason leh...funny leh all of them
the first thing tat comes to their mind of high pitch>> JOYCE??????????????
i noe i noe joyce screams and pitchs when u all ji siao her...but i was lying on the table and napping la...haha...so funny lor they all...take few seconds to realised they caught the wrg person....its sSOO so dramatic today...

after class we went ahead to holland V partly for fieldtrip and partly to celebrate fishies bdae...
damn fun lor...met jason and we got real lots of info on our project...and malty and i couldnt find our ideal cake there..tats pretty saddening...but it turned out oh wells lor...i hope fishy likes tat perfume...=)
the chef dere look so like chef phua la...haha...we asked if she has siblings...she said 3 guys....but ceci insist she may have some left behind by their parents somewhere hahas....service was awesome...we complimented them...it is very nice to let service staffs noe u appreciate their efforts..IT WORKS! motivates u noe

little drink today...they lor...all guai guai....and i have to rush off to get presents oso...and they dun let me take off my jacket...hmmppf!!! dun allow me go clubbing...say later wat wat wat...LAME la...say until i oso scared and ended up putting back when i seeguys and uncles ard...bai chi rite??
but the theory ceci gave was so funny she say i looked very diff with and w/o jacket..she was mentioning wat wud happen to me n shirlyn if we end up clubbing tgt....haha... me & shirlyn
the interesting phrase she used when i put my jacket back was: hmm...like tat good...guai...keep up the good work?? LMAO!!!

rushed back in time b4 shoppin mall closes...got my godma a Bonia watch for her birthday and got mummy a carlo rino handbag before she gets jealous..and i am skipping lecture for tml...think mrs teo..cos she luvs me i noe...haha...rushing down all the way to chinese garden to meet my godma for breakfast....

ok gonna go tml full day out again...ciaos!

joyce is crazy...i seriously agree

i am such a Meanie today!!! lols.... i dunno why...but i am so MEAN to everyone and i enjoy doing so lols....

ar!!! y am i so evil!!! i am laughing at mama and papa now...lols...
papa becos he was nagging at me den i realised he sounded very funny...lols...and i got to noe whut u noe??? lols...he burnt his tongue dunno becos of wat ..den he sound so god gamn funny la!!!
i'm oso laughing at mama in the mean time..y?? becos kor kor keeps imitating her act cute voice...lols...ar!!! my stomach aching now!!!
say i'm infillial or watever...i still wanna laugh lols....

den i was messaging my fren earlier teasing him bout his nick...and i'm seriously evil...i admit...lols....think he's gonna crack his head and think...whoops...

i was calling jorine nai mei early this afternoon...darn funny la cos she got us 5 cups of milo like a delivery gal...and god noes wat she countered back to queenie and i..
" wo bu gou nai!" lols....i shant explain tat lols

n called i dunno which outlet earlier to check stock all of them damn slow de lor...den i asked for the staff's name...she say joyce...den i say not my name i wan ur name...she say joyce..yuan lai she oso call joyce la...ok...blah blah blah ok bu hao siao can...fine i bai chi!

today is fun la...customers are makin me high owaes..lols...n i dunno y i dun dare to diao customers hu gives stupid disgusting expressions ...i plainly just ignore...

the ladyboss of the hp shop came by...haha/// so hilarious...idiot kenny....childish...zhang bu da de lor...no wonder marmie jessie say ah boi and him not gum... i still prefer ah boi tat chiao lao cheeky attitude...so funny lor...he asked to help him iron his shirt for his cousin's wedding so tat he can change after work ma..den i see..WOW! he wear tat shirt sure look not bad de...den when he came out...lmao...how come still like ah beng....

AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! i'm so craxy today...ok la..tml gotta go work...tues celebrate fishie's halloween cum bdae...den 1st will be birthday dinner with my mummy.. den 2nd will be audition cum seafood meal wif my marmie jessie...3rd got wat ar?? i haven recall...haha!!!!! i so high now...bleas....

yay! didnt have time to blog past few days....i luved my arts appreation class...cos i can proudly show my natural madness w/o having to feel paiseh... Pual Sir is cute la..he really made me laugh with his exaggerations with ARt..and on our first class...he sacrifice and *lu liang dian* to make us feel yolked tgt..gagas....this semester class is pretty interesting la...

oh well...i did meet up my Bugis colleagues for ktv behind forum...and i am seriously angry with the hard headed JENSON TAN CHEE SIONG..
i break my voice after the singing session...lols...voiceless now...ghees
worked full the next day...interesting day with praises and compliments by customers...and the suprise visitors adds on my day.. Si SK his mouth so sweet la...trying to cheer xiao mei mei...den amysan came by & we toked about the competition and bout melvin's song..
afterwards xm, mdm and hm came to visit us..and hm ps us to meet her netfriend...wat friend is tat! bleas...

we went Bedok 85 for supper...really fun chat!
i have to help out for another week or so...ARGH! and i haven got ah bu's present and fishies bdae celebration...

sch rocks with excellent companies...

sometimes i really luv sch...today's service methology was so darn interesting...

the tutors are so comical..yi qin was so pathetic...
i felt so guilty laughing one of the loudest...hahas...i tried ( *seriously tried) to control...but to no avail...

Mr Neo was teaching how to address for dialed in reservations in the commercial industry...
den Yi Qin started

" Good afternoon! Thank U for calling Ritz Restaurant this is ti qin speaking, how may i assist u?"
Guess wa was Mr Neo's comment??
Mr Neo:" Huh! is Tat ur reeal voice"

Everyone broke into a hysterical prolonged laughter which made him silent with an undescribable look..OOps..actually its also not Mr Neo's fault....YiQin;s voice is seriously alittl;e too high for guys..=D

i've learnt alot wat i wanted and curious of..plating and fine dinning cutleries...And we are going to a lushed fine dinning restaurant for a meal on our 3rd week to experience the real luxury of what really is a *FINE DINNING*
cool rite>>>i feel like i am a magician trying to change table cloths without showing the table surface and using dinner knife and fork as servers..tat er xin J.L anyhow touch touch again la..dunno what is his mindset of thinking...GRZZ...

but still i think this semester's Service module is wat i am looking forward to =)

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went seeking for jobs at Vivo today..i am so damn choosy....haha...went for an interview which of course has a pay higher den current job...but the job scope is so narrowed down...it has nothing that i can learn from...i think i shall turn it down ba...i wan something interesting...knowledge and skill upgrading for me...
a few shops caught my attention...but the fear of that range of guys turns me off..( rite malty??haha)
oh and i past a candy shop at Vivo today...so cute the sweets...ADORABLE de lor!
got Hello kittys de!
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wanted to meet up my gang tml de but i think it had been some time tat i sang wif my ex colleagues...shall see whether this time round one is successful...
met up stupid idiotic hornyson today..LATE!!! dun think he even noe how to spell tat word...huo gai kena birdshit! saw bao's new hair colour...havoc ar this gal...but still couldnt join them for supper...i guai gal...tml have early class....HAHA!
took this at mac damn funny...ANslem looks like a ghost la...and he is so childish...and jenson's game is so easy no wonder he say no one beat him...actually is the Com player lousy lols..whoops!now show u a few pics of bao bao today! pretty riet my bao bao...abit lian hor....oops...ok...sorry...no la not lian...IS VERY THE LIAN!

oh btw i got one more new nick name from Queenie... -_-'' this one is so wrong lor...u will nv expect derx...

ya if u noe my nicks they are
1) J-y j-Y
2)B----- Q----
3)s--------c
4)t-----e
5)m- L-- r--
6)a- n--
7)(new) J-- G--

dunno where should i go tml! and i am angry wif my shop ppl for putting me work as if i dun need to go sch and has all the time to spare...no way am i helping out tml!

ok last but not least show u some random neoprints taken with jo before meeting up with bao bao they all... =D

me and jo sayang!
NEOPRINTS!

this is a classic shot...its as if jo isnt wearing anything...whee whee...u guys eyes eat ice cream liao la...i think jo like this the most cos she is certified bian tai!
this looks sweet to Ar?

ok gotta go le..oh ya i decided to have a duet wuth amysan...wat do u all think????wat u all think???hmmm...still in delimma..or shd i participate individual catergory?

i screwd up my cya thingy!

caught deathnote eventually...
stupid Light should be electrocuted.. to think wat tat immoral guy did to his gf! ****

the Ryuk damn funny la...*apples!* lols

the neoprint was so unsuccessful....grzz..
i'm lookin through my song list for the competition haha....ghees....which song shd i choose hmmms...( provided i ended up signing for the com eventually la haha)

and i screwed up my changi airport ambassador thingy for not attending any of their sessions...there goes my 3 interviews and efforts...
GRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally clubbing dealed! budden i think it will some how ended up somewhere else... today ah boi came by...noe wat...i think i made him angry...oppsie...

and hor and hor..i cialat le leh... i used to wear either S or M size for uniform ma...den now hor...i am wearing a bloody M for this new design and its soOoOOO...... short as compared to jorine's mine is short and fitting...not as if i grown taller i think i practically need less food...sobz!!qi si wo le la///

but still i had my yummilicious er banana dessert pizza ghees...wan dan!

random

J***** is si sei lang lols....( i got new nick for him) mr hornyson...sounds so nice ghees...

yup i resigned but i cant find my typed resignation letter yet...

ktv cancelled tml...will keep u guys updated....love sch but hate early morning wake ups...ar!!! haha...

stay happy n cheerful every one ard me k....luv u guys!

am i left out ?? or has it been like tat all these while?

t!

i dunno wats goin on in my mind right now but i feel really bad and nan guo...y do i have to be the one hu take the lies now?? i dunno wat are they up to or issit just plainly tat i have been distant just becos of this trip of mine...
i feel thorough disappointed wondering...perhaps its just disappointment in myself...

*saddened*

rite i dun wanna bother about any cover up of any of their lies, arnt friends supposed to be clean infront of another? moreover i treat this more than a plain friendship... to think wat i missed the most back here were them...ARGHHHHHHH!!!!
ALRIGHT , FORGIVEN ( 12.56 AM) NOT BAD FOR THE SINCERITY OF THE APOLOGY CARD AND THE EFFORT TO COME ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE AND DO THE LAST MIN TOUCH UP IN MY TOILET!
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right! i'm fine with some adolences rantings...perhaps i just tot too much of myself...

ok shall tell u guys on my Beijing trip...

these are our zhan li pings...actually not much la...just the alcohols and teas we spent alot on...roughly thousand sing dollars on both..

i watched some of the movies i missed on flight like "click" " just my luck" "little man" and " the clown and the king"..tats my best past time on board a flight....& its the first time due to full flight we have to separate ourselves when we fly back singapore...i was sitting in between 2 ang moh guys...theres on damn interesting....we were chatting and i realise he was fidgitting with a cut on his finger so i offered him a plaster..and it was funny when he stuck it on...(can u imagine a grown up ang moh with a pink panther plaster on his finger) lols...

and i'm beginning to luv the taking off and landing feeling...got tat kua gan which i used to hate during my past flight experiences...
the weather there is awesome...its autumm so u can slightly feel the coldness n shivers...i was so not used to singpaore weather when i reached home..

tats just an interesting figure i noticed on board...-55 degree celsius outside the plane...i was wondering wat wud happen if one of the windows broke and the cold air rushed in...

i've visted a few places mostly temples palaces gardens and some other prominent features there..my tour guide whom i still couldnt rmb his name <> i asked him his name he asked me to guess so for the entire journey i called him zhang lang ( cockcroach)

as much as u noe i started photowhoring when i got used to the surroundings.,, and cockcroach was amused and snatched my fone to view my skills...and he assumed tat the guys in the foto are my bfs...so i took his phone and browsed...and it took me almost a hundred years to find his gf pic in his cellphone and he took 50 years to find it ...den we took a pic..didnt noe since when he got so close...he's nice la...but hmmm...dunno how to say -_-

it seems rather hard to be a tour guide in china cos the historical informations u have to get right is AOLOT ALOT! esp when u come to such annoying visitor like me who asked qns non stop and about insignificant minor stuff tat ppl duin usually ask..heez

and tats he and papa in front of the MAo zhe dong's painting....

teh places tat i luved was the hai yang gong yuan, their parks and the Great wall of China...the views are magnificent and grand in another way...

thsi is a view from the foot of the Great wall..i was abit pissed with papa's
fotographing skills so ya...my face abit...-_-''this is dunno which palace area la...i think is those praying centers stuff like tat???

this will be 1/10000 of the Great wall...my bro is damn cool la...he climbed all the way so high so so so high up!

i like this picture...so childish haha...

ok lets see wat i've or we've done in Beijing! yes1 the rickshaw ride!

tats my tourguide at the back...and the rickshaw puller----- is stripping! gosh!
we den went for a zha ji show but it was not tat facinitating and *zhang lang* introduced us to the infamous shaolin performance which cost sing dollars 50+ each...tat one was awesome...i ednded up in tears in the beggining...it didnt revolve all ard fights violence and martial it includes some kinship friendship love luster determination and patience...a marvellous piece of work...or art i can say....kor looks cool on it!!! wah! we wnet to see bronze structures scuptures...wateva----on the other hand i luv the weather! next we were on our way to hai yang gong yuan! and hai yang shi jie!FISHES!!! pam luvs them haha...arowana* i think i spelt wrongly tho lols* PRETTY???!!!the performances were awesome too!

tho this looked abit er xin...eh...ok la very er xin but we visited the pearl manufacturing company and they showed us how they get REAL PEARLs...mummy got a ring tho....=)

we went lotsa places to shop ranging from high end spenders to those cheap cheap places to get real cheap stuff..and of course we have soem late nights leg reflexology!! and massage! not to mention some professional pullings massage from the trained ones at TONG REN TANG =)

ok next are some road side gourmets and delicacies! PING TANG HU LU!!! not tat nice la haiyo!
- to be continued!-

FEW NIGHTS IN BEIjing wo yi jing shou bu liao

currently freezing here in Beijing - CHINA...told my mum it was cold here before we came...she insist its singapore weather and packed in few skirts of mine inside..everything's cheena like...even my monitor screen is all filled with cheena words!

and i became so aliented with the locals and foreigners stealing a few more glances at me for waering skirts and shorts..such a MOCKERY!

i missed my gals damn lots...really really alot...i dunno why...sometimes even feel like tearing cos i am totally lost in touch with my world...autoroaming not registered this time round..internet access not that accessible here...i'm like so distant...

things here are cheap but i still miss my garden city back there....
i seriously hoped i'm missed and i miss u ppl lotsa!

oh ya...huimin i read ur blog...sorry sorry i promised melvin a ktv for sure before sch reopens..make everyone free on sat please...sorry for the sudden reminder...i forgotten all bout it!


i missed my lovelys!!! and anticipating for school!!!!!

BYE FRENS! c ya on 20th

TURTLE WHORING HAHA!!
kawaii desu nei! marmie jessie got for moi and darlin jo...mine is a boi boi cos its BLUE! cos purple not available =)photowhoring DEM after ktv home...

ok...i look damn stupid in ---- ------ blog... haha...yi shan hai pi yi shan gao lols ...ah ben got me a new hp ear piece! haha....den i realise its not my earpiece spoil...its my fone ...lolsss...i did a beri betrayal thing today...haha...naughty me!

i'm leaving for china beijing tml.. gonna miss lotsa good money opportunities, clubbing, ktv's and celebrations..Grzz...
will be back on the 20th...wait for me k... bbq gathering at Eugene's new place den and ktv meet ups cum Mos aftermath...i dun care...=p sch's reopening on the 23rd... i wanna learn more bout wine!

stomach's stirring....barcardi's the culprit...

leon is shuai but hao kan bu hao chi...even fanshu sings better lols....( leon actin cute) hahas

i missed my bugis gang...SO much! and sad for my buddy, i wished she cry out and stop doing all those pointless stuff lor...-_-'' ....ANGRY wif patrick...

Changi Airport ambassordor training will be held during my stay aboard...i'll miss damn lot but hoped the fun can makr up with those...
haven packed my luggage...hees...MY PASSPORT PIC SUCKS ...i think the police will stop me for further i dentification again...gosh! but i can buy my share of alcohol this time round! whooz!

take my quiz ar! i dare u!

couldnt sleep cos i had abit alcohol earlier... 2 bottle considered abit ma?? lols...but light percentage de la...

someone compplain i dun understand them enuff lor.l..see whether thay understand me not....so everyone MUS try ar! ok back for some sleep...tata!
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=061010131915-422285&

happy dae my almost 1 decade fren!

i am abit disappointed today..=_= * dun tell u why leh hahas*

ok yst was damn lots of fun !!! i was so happy...enjoyed myself to the bits.....

wanted to have lunch at LAO BEI JING plaza sing de...but u noe those late queens...ended up bein so late tat we have to head to our next destination for dinner at marche..
it was an early dinner....haha...jo sayang was late and she came just in time when all 7 of us finished the whole table of food...
the chubbified darlin of mind was so high to see us and showing off her wonderful *zhan li ping* from her korea trip...and the best part was she said she brought the nicest doughnuts she ever tried for us....we were damn excited over it too!!! ghees

and noe wat??? she shun bian brought along ants from korea...the box of yummilicious like doughnuts are infested with tinny mini numerous ants...OMG! how can those evil ants taste those doughnuts tat belonged to ME! before i tasted them! argh!
looks nice rite...air imported from korea...but look carefully at the top right hand corner of the box...ehew! ants!

after the EXCLAMATION and NOISE POLLUTION made by these grp of bimbos...we decided to go ktv but kbox and party world doesnt seems to interest us anymore....haha...soooooooooOOOOOOO...we decided to head to aranda club's haha..sayang called up to book a room and in the mean while.... we decided to go heerens for some shots!

ITS TOTALLY CHAOTIC!!!! EXTREMELY when u try to squeeze 8 human beans in a pic...poor huimin darlin...she owaes gets squeezed out of the pic w/o noein She's NOT in the pic ( cos she doesnt have her glasses on haha)
yah! see the 2 badae gals tried to squeeze us out the pic!! haha...i haven scanned one damn dramatic shot....haha...too paiseh liao ...shall post it soon kies...WAIT!
and the next thing we realised was... we were late....so we decided to cab down..Heeren is absolutely annoying ytd la...the band was makin a nuisance with the ear drumming rock musics -_-... i mean it is so wrong to have such performanace in an enclose mall...

on my way i actually saw Gary...rather suprised and shocked too... so coincidental
so i met the 2 gals outside and tgt wif the 5 tortoises catching up with me we manged to reach at ard 7.30pm....
tats when our day began!!!!

HIGH was the word i can describe...i was engulfed with total joy and enjoyment...and i did stupid things...amy was shocked when i fell off the cushion while shootin jorine's *jin shan shun's* moves..total comedy... all of us were perspiring like we went for a run after all those series of songs and dances...*oops???or issit i was the onli one???* haha

asked the bar to pass us our cake tat we got and stupid gals werent suprised at all...but at least xm luvs the present i chose ! never doubt joyce's taste!!! haha.....

we split the drinks..screamed at the top of our lungs... messed up the whole room...sang to the fullest and danced our hearts out!! i truly enjoyed the nite...

i was the photographer! wow! happy birthday twins! muacks! all my lovely doveys!

i wanted to make the girls french kiss one another de lor...but in the end hor...i asked them to accpt a kiss from ach of us this already happen..-_-''' so not spontaneous..if it was jorine...i think she had already grabbed us...hahs

i loved this pic the most...so cute and funny...that is the twins reaction when the other bimbos tried to kiss...THEIR cheeks onli hor...siao si ren le!

and my fav moment!! cake eatin...in joyce's traditional way!!! wooWHOO!!haha...
yay! move it...!!! haha i didnt noe which eng songs we were at...or maybe perhaps it was the *shi ge nan ren qi ge sha ba ge dai jiu ge huai* tat song ba...hahha
my sayang was totally high to the max...and there coems the jing san shun moves...are of us laughed till we wished to die la!

huimin and me ...ghees...so atmospherical pic....heh! look like lesbian oso hor...haha

updatin real soon

GOTCHA! more pics on this entry soon k!
its os hazy outside now....all hazel's fault! ok ok...i am damn lame...

sorry for lagging in post....i'll blog when i come back from town and esttee's bdae chalet...=)

ok...so i shall trace back to aeons aeons ago... which is like Sept 15??? haha i dun rmb uncle jenson i lazy to check back oso...

so poor joyce has to work from 5am to 2 pm den meet bao bao to get unc..( ok this entry i shall be a nice gal) ahems...meet bao bao to get jenson korkor's bdae present....
so sad la...me in court shoes...so we went aimlessly and ended up meeting anslem at Raffles bossini to share some ideas...

still cannot find...so headed to marina square...by tat time really wanna cry liao...so i waited for zhijing somewhere whereas meiling they all went get the mp3 for him....

the bdae celebration was so messy la...cos of teck seng la...cant find marina...so we waited so long...cannot bring out the cake...and i tot the manager going to play the bdae song la...and in the end it turned out to be the manager and the staff singing the song to us ...so hilarious...

at night was so funny...all of us decided to have some chat ...anslem teck seng and bao bao so SLOW la...played childish games with them...all guessing games...onli jenson tan managed to get the ans rite...haha...